“What is this, The Princess and the Pea?”

A tale of comfort, impulse, and regret, in two acts.

ACT I

I bought a memory foam mattress topper for my bed and y'all…

It is hella comfortable, but I am *sinking* into the bed like quicksand.

Comfortable, comfortable quicksand.

— karsh™ (@karsh) August 13, 2020

ACT II

… that didn't last long. pic.twitter.com/DmAQ9JQwk1

— karsh™ (@karsh) August 13, 2020

THE END