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Entertainment

Fantastic Four Fancast!

I’m a pretty big comic book fan, although I don’t really read as much as I used to as a kid. Fantastic Four was always one of my favorite titles because of that family feel, but man…it has never had a good live action film adaptation.

The 2005 one with Chris Evans as Johnny Storm? Trash.

The 2007 sequel with Silver Surfer? Boring.

The 2015 reboot with Michael B. Jordan as Johnny Storm? Somehow worse than both its predecessors.

A new Fantastic Four movie has been rumored from Marvel Studios for Phase 4, so let’s have a little fun and do a fancast!

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Work

“They will fire your Black ass just as quick as they hire your Black ass.”

“Oh my God…with your profile? You shouldn’t even be applying for jobs…companies should be throwing themselves at you!”

This chipper ass lie came by the way of this new headhunter I’m working with now. She was a friend-of-a-friend connection from a happy hour Zoom I was invited to a few weeks ago.

“Let’s do this. Send me your resume, and I’ll make some calls. I promise you; something big is coming.”

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Asides I Be Tweetin'

“What is this, The Princess and the Pea?”

A tale of comfort, impulse, and regret, in two acts.

ACT I

ACT II

THE END

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Entertainment I Be Tweetin'

“Promise me you’re not here to sow discord in the fields of my peace.”

I started watching Greenleaf this weekend, and I don’t know why it took me so long. Black Southern church drama and family mess? Sign me the fuck up.

Also…

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Dating

“I’m the old bitch at the club now.”

I haven’t dated much in my 30s. Mainly this is because I focused on work and building my career, which made ignoring my love life simple. But now I’m just a few months out from 40 and still in the house thanks to this pandemic, and I gotta tell you folks…I’m ready for the real thing.

I think.