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Asides I Be Tweetin'

“What is this, The Princess and the Pea?”

A tale of comfort, impulse, and regret, in two acts.

ACT I

ACT II

THE END

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Entertainment I Be Tweetin'

“Promise me you’re not here to sow discord in the fields of my peace.”

I started watching Greenleaf this weekend, and I don’t know why it took me so long. Black Southern church drama and family mess? Sign me the fuck up.

Also…

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Dating

“I’m the old bitch at the club now.”

I haven’t dated much in my 30s. Mainly this is because I focused on work and building my career, which made ignoring my love life simple. But now I’m just a few months out from 40 and still in the house thanks to this pandemic, and I gotta tell you folks…I’m ready for the real thing.

I think.

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Asides

“I’m clutching my balls because they’re warm.”

Fuck y’all. I like the lip bite.

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Sex

“Take 1 capsule 1 to 3 times daily.”

I miss great sex.